I was in such a foul mood going to work this morning that I was passing
judgement on farm animals that I drove by. There's a plot of land with
horses on it on that pass every morning and I saw one of the horses
eating grass. Out loud to nobody in particular I say "You lazy piece of
shit I saw you standing there munching on that same patch of grass when I
was driving home yesterday, do something with your life". Hopefully the
rest of my Friday goes better.